Rippin a fart in front of your 'Partner' is a sign of comFART and intimacy, things this beast will never experience.

She just needs performance enhancing drugs to help her compensate. Tums on a sour stomach, for instance, or beans cooked the wrong way.

This crap is above the average sensibility, what usually comes from feminists.

So men, having bigger bowels through no fault of their own, naturally fart louder than women.

This somehow makes them evil oppressors.

You can see how all this shit is just an effort to demonize an identifiable group for their immutable characteristics. We used to call that bigotry. Now it's "woke".