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AlaskanTyrant 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dat shtick was rasis. It hates da black man.

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AlaskanTyrant 1 point ago +2 / -1

I'm gonna go stab myself so I can feel happy when the pain subsides.

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AlaskanTyrant 3 points ago +3 / -0

Didn't know makeshift prison shanks were considered knifes.

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AlaskanTyrant 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fuck. now I have to figure out how to cut meat with a sharpened spoon.

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AlaskanTyrant 5 points ago +5 / -0

I've only two kinds of guns before and there is nothing more cool than holding a gun that's almost half your size and can turn meat into mulch.

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AlaskanTyrant 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't think China could ever get close enough to the united states mainland to invade it. But if it did attempt to invade I don't think it would get very far before encountering the American locals. Who aren't exactly going to take it lying down.

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AlaskanTyrant 5 points ago +5 / -0

The boy I used to hangout with had a 12 gauge and AR15 to his name at 17. I don't think the democrats are going to be able to get rid of guns in the U.S anytime soon.

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AlaskanTyrant 7 points ago +7 / -0

The flowers are rasis and hate black people.

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AlaskanTyrant 7 points ago +7 / -0

I don't have any family like that, That I go and visit or visit me so I don't have that problem. But if I were you I'd just tell her straight to her face that because she acted like a bitch you aren't interested in any communication with her.

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AlaskanTyrant 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is Navalny still alive? Damn you'd think Putin would have just gotten it over and done with already rather than wait so long to off him.

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AlaskanTyrant 6 points ago +6 / -0

The Russian Constitution is my favourite piece of fictional literature.

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AlaskanTyrant 22 points ago +22 / -0

As one of those children. I don't care if my future is green. I want to have one where I can afford to live an actual life.

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AlaskanTyrant 7 points ago +7 / -0

The fuck are those? They look like gremlins.

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AlaskanTyrant 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ooo... Cryptic.

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AlaskanTyrant 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is it me who is the faggot?

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AlaskanTyrant 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's funny, I like that.

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AlaskanTyrant 5 points ago +5 / -0

Amazon is garbage. I don't like em.

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AlaskanTyrant 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah it is. Life is sucky. at least for you, you can take care of yourself and don't rely entirely on someone else to provide for you. I wish I had that kind of independence. But I'm not gonna be able to get that even when I'm an adult.

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AlaskanTyrant 2 points ago +2 / -0

Already have. Bladder deformity. Had it since I was born. Doctors say my Bladder is too small and my ability to hold it in is severely hindered because of that. And that's just one thing that was fucked up before I even took my first steps.

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AlaskanTyrant 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wish I had whatever calendar you have. I'd like to see what other vegetables they got on there.

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