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AlaskanTyrant 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not wrong. The cow isn't exactly something I like seeing either.

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AlaskanTyrant 3 points ago +3 / -0

I peed my pants in my sleep again. This "morning" is not too good for me if I can even call it a morning. the sun isn't even up yet.

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AlaskanTyrant 4 points ago +4 / -0

Shoosh. Let me be impressed (And slightly attracted to) by the girthy Potato.

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AlaskanTyrant 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hoohoo. Now that's a big starchy boy.

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AlaskanTyrant 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hitler's spirit lives on. Still smiting jews from beyond the grave.

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AlaskanTyrant 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sexual deviant supporting judge found to be sexual deviant himself. Who could have predicted such a thing?

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AlaskanTyrant 4 points ago +4 / -0

Damn I would have gone there and given it a hug. That man got me through some shitty times.

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AlaskanTyrant 6 points ago +6 / -0

Everyone is laughing at him for falling on stairs. Damn if I was a president/prime minister of any kind I'd be on every news station in the world for falling and tripping on anything that comes my way.

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AlaskanTyrant 6 points ago +6 / -0

I once used a mask to wipe when there was no toilet paper in muh house. They were actual useful for something.

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AlaskanTyrant 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh. What's their deal? They economic terrorists or something?

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AlaskanTyrant 3 points ago +3 / -0

I find it uncomfortable. Seeing a woman milking herself is a bit much. Some of the guys probably get off to it, but I don't like it either.

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AlaskanTyrant 4 points ago +4 / -0

What's the Alt-EU knockoff flag in the top left?

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AlaskanTyrant 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why was she wearing fucking yeezies? Bitch might as well have painted "Rob me" on her back and walked through Toronto at night.

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AlaskanTyrant 10 points ago +10 / -0

I assume this is sarcasm due to the sheer absurdity of the situation. But in this world I can't actually tell what's real and what's not anymore.

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AlaskanTyrant 9 points ago +9 / -0

I think Putin is calling Biden out for being a barely cognitive corpse and dared him to debate him on a live stream with no delays.

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AlaskanTyrant 12 points ago +12 / -0

This country is an Orwellian shithole...

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AlaskanTyrant 3 points ago +3 / -0

At the very least I can just get my tit back. A knife a small anatomy lesson on where an alligators stomach is on its body should do the trick. I can't do that with my sanity in regards to kpop.

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AlaskanTyrant 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'd rather breast feed an alligator than listen to fucking kpop/kpop drama.

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AlaskanTyrant 13 points ago +13 / -0

I hope they force him into revealing everything that fucker is involved in. Myanmar is lucky to have a real patriotic military.

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AlaskanTyrant 15 points ago +15 / -0

Denmark is keeping itself from forming two societies. They're smart enough to know that letting that happen is a bad idea. And have enough balls to do something about it.

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AlaskanTyrant 13 points ago +13 / -0

I personally believe them that we are too stupid to use it properly. Look at who we elect to lead us.

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AlaskanTyrant 2 points ago +2 / -0

I got that vibe when I saw how animated the guy was. And when he yelled "Put the hat on!"

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AlaskanTyrant 3 points ago +3 / -0

God BHJ's and Jews are so goddamn entertaining when they're arguing.

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