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amoeba 2 points ago +2 / -0
  1. He doesn't know what Canada is
  2. He doesn't know who Meng is
  3. That shit is so far down the memory hole that not even a human chain made up of all the girls he's molested could hope to reach it.
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amoeba 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm genuinely curious. Are there any examples of online petitions to the government of Canada actually working?

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amoeba 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, I hope it's wrong, because it's silly.

The thing is, an infinitely and eternally high god cannot be chained and contained by dogma involving a bizarre, inhuman story about a virgin birth and a blood sacrifice to atone for sin.

Once you start talking about infinity and eternity, all logic breaks down. Is that where faith comes in? My faith tells me that whatever god is, we're part of it, only so as not to spoil the play, we've chosen to forget it while we're "alive" here.

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amoeba 19 points ago +19 / -0

Of course it's healthier to live with other people. But typical of Canada, it will be left to the government to decide who lives with whom. 4 occupants for a one bedroom apartment, 8 occupants for a 2 bedroom. At least half of the occupants must be non-white, and at least a quarter must be immigrants. If you're white and you don't like it, you will be subject to fines and racial sensitivity training. If you're nonwhite and don't like it, they will remove the white people but leave it up to you to sort it out with your traditional ethnic enemies.

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amoeba 1 point ago +1 / -0

The difference between American and Canadian patriotism is interesting.

USA: Make America great again!

Canada: This country fucking sucks, man.

I think it has to do with the land. 95 percent of us would leave the country during our 6-8 month long winter if we could. There's little about this wasteland that's worth fighting for.

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amoeba 1 point ago +1 / -0

Eh, all that really says to me is that it's possible that there is a divine being who created this particular cosmos we find ourselves in. This divine being is immortal and eternal from our perspective. But go up a level in the fractal and we may find that this being is, as in the example of the creator of the computer, just some rando who made something, and is completely mortal in his own cosmos.

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amoeba 4 points ago +4 / -0

Someone ought to tell the liberal media that "new jobs" doesn't include reinstated jobs that were destroyed by the government's overreation to 2020.

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amoeba 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fantastic. The diseases that plague caucasians the most are the ones related to inhaling cheeseburgers and slurpees. Easily avoided.

Infant mortality was way down in 2020. What else was way down? "Well visits." Infant doctor checkups. We do better without the medical industry, in general. If I need something amputated or pulled out of me, pls halp doctor, otherwise nah.

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amoeba 4 points ago +4 / -0

just don't base your identity on your sexual preferences. close your eyes and pretend a pussy is a man's disgusting hairy asshole. this is not rocket science

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amoeba 6 points ago +6 / -0

we live in different times and the media has been under attack

The media has been attacking the minds of its consumers for over 100 years so it's about damn time.

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amoeba 11 points ago +11 / -0

I applaud your nobility and your bravery, sir.

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amoeba 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah people usually fight until the day they stop fighting.

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amoeba 3 points ago +3 / -0

By lowering the bar for the definition of poverty, I'm sure. Poverty in Canada and poverty in India have been two very different things, but maybe that will come to an end.

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amoeba 1 point ago +1 / -0

Won't get much traction here, friend. However far off the mark of normal society we are here, most of us are still dog nuts and cat tards.

I do happen to think that having a multi-billion dollar pet industry is absolute insanity. There's one dog and one cat for every 4 people in this country. It's a crime against nature how humans have bred dogs to be retarded plush toys that shit and bark. Pets cannot love you. They, especially dogs, can only beg for food. And people are willing to give up all that time, money and freedom for a noisy, smelly, shit factory that they have to clean up after and that will never not be a noisy, smelly shit factory.

I think deep down people hate dogs. Think of all the time and money that they put into training a dog so that it doesn't act like a dog. Yeah, I know a lot of dog owners and they've all got issues. They're all misanthropes to some degree. Make a human friend who won't lick your face or piss on your floor. It's not that hard.

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amoeba 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Get out! Get out! Get out! YAAAAAAAAY!"

"The PHO has issued the restaurant a full closure."

(Curb Your Enthusiasm end credits)

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amoeba 13 points ago +13 / -0

"Why are you still trying to talk to me? Are you brain-dead? Get OUT!"

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amoeba 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's been ONLY 5 and a half years with this doofus. It feels like it's been 10 years at least.

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