I awake, ready for whatever lays before me, a mystery only I can solve, the start of a new day. The smell of frothing soy fills my nostrils and I know that its going to be a good morning, Xinnuth, my girlfriends boyfriends brothers partner pokes their head into our open concept free range living space and asks if id like a coffee, of course I graciously accept and walk out to the balcony of my 64th floor downtown apartment. Xinnuth places the steaming mug on the side table and squeezes into the 3' platform as they are lighting a "space comrade gortex extreme" prerolled spliff from the dispensary across town. I take in the sights and sounds of the city below and I realize that I skipped my morning routine, my chakras are not aligned and I havent checked my stars. So I grab my iphone 23xPro and scroll through my 39 grindr notifications forgetting why I picked up the phone to begin with, hehe that space comrade has me good, oh right my stars. Thankfully I found this script on the ten cent market place that will autolaunch all of my star charts and horoscopes at once. "Empowerment is defined by the people around you, so listen, speak, and follow the flow", damn that cut deep. My 3pm alarm breaks my concentration and remember I have a shift at the local coop. Mask? check, Hand sanitizer? Check. Back up mask? Check. smokes, phone, bike lock? Check, check, check. I get to the streets below and start my journey. The day is grey and cool, I light a cig and get off my two speed to wait at a light. A rough looking man is standing on a milk crate, he looks tired but screams with so much hate "Are you anxious? Are you tired? Jesus says come to me and rest!" Ugh, I throw the remaining coffee on his book stack and muster all the courage I can "STOP TELLING OTHER PEOPLE HOW TO LIVE, YOUR GOD IS DEAD YOU RACIST BIGGOT!". I hop back on Nomad, my nickname for my bike, and ride off to my job. Heh, thatll show him, Ill have to post this on reddit later.
CBC has been doing this for a while now too.
“The stars say you need to get the COVID vaccine, or else great harm will come to you. ”
I awake, ready for whatever lays before me, a mystery only I can solve, the start of a new day. The smell of frothing soy fills my nostrils and I know that its going to be a good morning, Xinnuth, my girlfriends boyfriends brothers partner pokes their head into our open concept free range living space and asks if id like a coffee, of course I graciously accept and walk out to the balcony of my 64th floor downtown apartment. Xinnuth places the steaming mug on the side table and squeezes into the 3' platform as they are lighting a "space comrade gortex extreme" prerolled spliff from the dispensary across town. I take in the sights and sounds of the city below and I realize that I skipped my morning routine, my chakras are not aligned and I havent checked my stars. So I grab my iphone 23xPro and scroll through my 39 grindr notifications forgetting why I picked up the phone to begin with, hehe that space comrade has me good, oh right my stars. Thankfully I found this script on the ten cent market place that will autolaunch all of my star charts and horoscopes at once. "Empowerment is defined by the people around you, so listen, speak, and follow the flow", damn that cut deep. My 3pm alarm breaks my concentration and remember I have a shift at the local coop. Mask? check, Hand sanitizer? Check. Back up mask? Check. smokes, phone, bike lock? Check, check, check. I get to the streets below and start my journey. The day is grey and cool, I light a cig and get off my two speed to wait at a light. A rough looking man is standing on a milk crate, he looks tired but screams with so much hate "Are you anxious? Are you tired? Jesus says come to me and rest!" Ugh, I throw the remaining coffee on his book stack and muster all the courage I can "STOP TELLING OTHER PEOPLE HOW TO LIVE, YOUR GOD IS DEAD YOU RACIST BIGGOT!". I hop back on Nomad, my nickname for my bike, and ride off to my job. Heh, thatll show him, Ill have to post this on reddit later.
You're right realharvo we all know you love taking it up the ass, its none of my business that you caught the fag flu. #ItGetsBetter
Why aren't you moderating on reddit you fat loser
You need to get laid