27 Shitty neighbour advice request posted 3 years ago by JuliusSqueezer 3 years ago by JuliusSqueezer +27 / -0 55 comments share 55 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Why not both?
pretend to get dog, play loud barking noises all day.
Nah, the dog is necessary to scare off anyone that tries to break in as the neighbourhood goes to shit.
Be a man and bark the noises yourself. Also assert your dominance by shitting on their front porch. It's the only way.