America will be getting the POTUS it actually deserves now.

Limp wristed soyboys will be rejoicing, I am so happy for them.

This is a great victory.

In order to get ready for the new administration, I have a few pro tips:

• Learn Mandarin ( chinese people never expect whitey to speak their gobbledygook)

• Familiarize yourself with cooking recipes that may involve insects and/or pets.

• Downsize your living arrangement to a pod with 6 other people.

• Identify as something other than white (this is a big one) because boy oh boy, you don't want to be walking anywhere alone while white. If you are male, you may want to consider removing your penis/balls (if you still have them). I have heard that a serrated knife works best, cuts through the veiny bits the best.

Say hello to the dumpster fire that is the West. The USA has fallen and we will all circle the bowl with it.