Jokes on Turdeau because if low-effort, low-information, low-functioning Canadians are allowed to 'vote by phone' instead of actually putting in effort and going to a fucking voting booth and waiting in line then we're all looking at a PM Jugmeat come later this year.

I have zero faith in Canadians to be able to make the right decision here.

Zero. None.

Let it fucking burn.

What could possibly go wrong?