Where I live, in the deep aids infested Montreal area, everyone, and I mean EVERYONE complies. For the last year, I have never seen any shopper without a mask. So today, I said fuck it. Walked in, and everyone was squirming. DO NOT OBEY. DO THE SAME.
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Where I am in the Toronto area, they don’t honour the Medial Exemption, usually. Even though it says it on their stupid signs, many, usually young men acting as gestapo...excuse me “security”...try to shame you and/or blatantly tell you that if you don’t have a mask you cannot go in their store. I alternate between threatening to call the by-law officers and saying that they are “breaking the law” by not letting me in, and looking somewhat homicidal at the same time. I find that laughing in their smug little shit faces often works the best, with the little wieners and the Karens.
I might try saying that if I pass out from lack of oxygen from wearing a mask, I’ll make a point of telling everyone that the store is a Super Spreader place and must be shut down, indefinitely. This should work. Unfortunately, this is one of the possibilities with me, though. Another good one to try would be to look surprised if stopped, and loudly say “WHAT? SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THE AIR IN HERE? IS IT CARBON MONOXIDE? GAS?”.
Actually, that’s a good idea. Let me go to Shoppers and try that one out...
Tell me how it goes