They can force you to wear masks but they can't make you wear shirts. Please refrain from wearing clothes on your shoulders and upper torso today as penance for the sins of the stupid.
Let the sight of your horrific, hairy nipples shock them out of their complacent bubbles!
Seriously, Eastern chaps, please find some way to actively resist the clown fiesta going on. If its just a mask, its just a shirt. Take it off and show off your healthy action. You too, 10 or so chicks that browse here, remember how hard those ladies fought in Ontario for the right to bare equal breast. Time to work it, girls!
Yes, that is Option 1A.