Dear Phillips Brewing,

I know that you have profited handsomely from this so called “pandemic”, with alcohol and drug abuse reaching unprecedented levels as people try to cope with constant psychological torture. My alcohol consumption has dramatically increased and Phillips was always my go-to. Assuming that I remained in this region indefinitely (a safe assumption as murder, imprisonment, or assault will continue to be the punishments for trying to cross borders for the foreseeable future): 41 years more of life expectancy = 2138 weeks. $20/week spent on Phillips beer = $42,760 in lost revenues. Add to that multiplier effects of others I will convince to boycott and losing any customers who have researched history in an academic setting or in their spare time. Not a good business decision. “Go Woke, go broke.” I know you wanted to express gratitude towards your global corporate overlords for bringing you into the fold by sharing some of their profits gleaned from promoting death and disease, and above all getting off on subjugating and humiliating the masses…but you made a big mis-step. The people are stupid and selfish, but fickle. The moment they see the tide turning and no longer get social rewards for emulating Nazi Germany and Apartheid South Africa, they will abandon ship. No adult truly believes that this regime has anything to do with health. Get on the right side of history and abandon your support of Fascist vaccine passports. You have been warned. It’s too late to win me back as a customer, but you will soon be out of business if you stay on your current trajectory.