Ding! And the TU slaps the air with a flaccid hand. The PU balls it’s fists, throws a punch and, wait...misses? The PU is blinded by the pink hair of the TU and has to side step. The TU waits, makes a shiv, and LUNGES at the unprotected back of the PU. The PU sidesteps and kicks the TU in the head!!! The TU blinks and starts to cry. The TU screams “RACIST”, “LGBTUAILMNOPRSTUVWXYZ-PHOBE”, “SCIENCE SUPPORTER”, WWHHHAAAAAAH!
Ding! End of Round One. A genderless TU supporter rushes to console the TU fighter and hands them new words to use. However, the TU cannot read, as reading is RACIST.
Ding! And the TU slaps the air with a flaccid hand. The PU balls it’s fists, throws a punch and, wait...misses? The PU is blinded by the pink hair of the TU and has to side step. The TU waits, makes a shiv, and LUNGES at the unprotected back of the PU. The PU sidesteps and kicks the TU in the head!!! The TU blinks and starts to cry. The TU screams “RACIST”, “LGBTUAILMNOPRSTUVWXYZ-PHOBE”, “SCIENCE SUPPORTER”, WWHHHAAAAAAH!
Ding! End of Round One. A genderless TU supporter rushes to console the TU fighter and hands them new words to use. However, the TU cannot read, as reading is RACIST.
Ding! Start Round Two.