The crowdfunding is at 28 cents.

It's the thought that counts. I mean even working overtime as Pfizer PR and Part time for media matters only buys so many face burkas.

Don't worry! It's bylaw and "regulation" compliant. It's "tightly woven" just like the bylaw says. Since "tightly" isn't defined, you're good!

We even made you a mix tape to serenade you on your special Valentines day, the day you make love to your 4th jab and get your donut afterwards.

Sung in the style of Gladys Knight 'Licence to Kill'. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ju_by-sC79c

[Intro] W.H.O.Ooooh

Ah-aaah

I feel, I need, I've got to hold on to my jabs

W.H.O.-Ooooh (as the needle goes in)

[Verse 1]

Hey bigot, thought you were the one who tried to run away

Ohh, plaguerat, wasn't I the one who made you scared to vax?

Please don't bet that you'll ever escape it

Once we get the vaxx on you

[Chorus] I got a licence to shill

(To shill)

And you know vax's going straight to your heart

(Got a licence to shill)

Got a licence to shill

(To shill)

Anyone W.H.O's closer six feet apart

(Got a licence to shill)

License to shill

[Verse 2] Hey spreader, don't think you need a jab to stick your side?

Yes you do

(Your side)

W.H.O.OOOhh, bigot, now you can depend on me to shill it right

(shill right)

Please don't bet that you'll ever escape it

Once we get the vaxx on you

[Chorus] I got a licence to shill

(To shill)

And you know vax's going straight to your heart

(Got a licence to shill)

Got a licence to shill

(To shill)

Anyone W.H.O's closer six feet apart

(Got a licence to shill)

Got a licence to shill

(To shill)

And you know vax's going straight to your heart

(Got a licence to shill)

Got a licence to shill

(To shill)

Anyone W.H.O's closer six feet apart, W.HO.-ooo Vaxxmoney,

(Got a licence to shill)

[Bridge] Say that somebody tries to tell the truth on you

In the blink of an eye, I'll dEeb0oOnK it too

And they better know why I'm gonna get ma vaxpay

'Til your vaxxdyin' day

'Til your vaxxdyin' day

'Til your vaxxdyin' day-eeeeayyyyeyayyyyeayyyyy

[Chorus] Got a licence to shill

(To shill)

And you know vaxx killin right in your heart, baby

(Got a licence to kill)

Got a licence to kill

Anyone W.H.O's closer six feet apart

(Got a licence to kill)

I got a licence to kill

(To kill)

And you know it's goin' straight for your heart

(Got a licence to kill)

Got a licence to kill

And you know vaxx killin' right in your heart, W.H.O.-ooooh

(Got a licence to kill)

[Outro]

Licence to kill

Gotta hold onto your pass,

Licence to kill

W.H.O.-Ooh, killllllllllllll....