Old-time meme-ories.
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OH SHIT N-GG-- HE'S HERE TOO!!!!!!!!!!
OH SHIT, bust out the dosimiters boys this one is setting off my spicy detectors!
lol tell me this actually fucking happened HAHAHAHAHAHHA
(you don't have to)
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Wait until I give my account of the... interactions I had with anti-evil.
Their choices were... well, shocking. Even to quantum-desensitized and seasoned (not terminal) oldfags like me, it's a really black course of pills, /b/ros.
Hey, man thanks, good to see you too.
lol it's a provisionary/tentative commission DIRECTLY from THE TOP of the chain at MEME FORCE!
We should maybe start our deepdive in the /JMF-2/ (FIRST OFFICIAL GENERAL OF OMEGA WOOT!) that I've set up myself because they military analogy breaks down almost immediately for me/us. :P
Really I wasn't expecting to bother, I've spent the entire lockdown mitigating/fighting spotfires/grinding/etc etc and honestly, I was chill and happy as fuck!
It wasn't until there was the ABSOLUTE dearth of ANY content (music, movies, TV, film, articles etc) during what i had assigned as "WFH" around the time of the "PSA: Follow GoC preparednessguidelines" and had already started switching my own gears to Chief O'Brien approved third redundant backups when they scrubbed MC2, and the proof.
There's a lot of sketchy shit going on and I'm taking the only good advice that the FBI glowfags have ever given: TRUST NO ONE.
Trying to incorporate that into my "trust, but verify" directive.
Really I was INCREDIBLY shocked with just how ...FUCKING STUPID "my fellow Canadians" really are... On the bright side, I'm "in my groove" sorta but IRL the SAME types of conflict have been minimal untiil this week, and resulted in more robust core relatinships and the continued refusal of soyboys and femcunts to even think of listening to that urge to even bother REALLY trying.
The Chad gayqueer vs the Virgin 1000+ peniscount numale, lmao.
Also:
YOU'VE HEARD OF STUPID AND INSANE FEMINISTS
Lamented the same emasculating tears from the MRA
And laughed at the MGTOWs for taking the bait
But you didn't quite feel "safe" around the misandrist yet somehow simultaneously based TE part concurrently ...being buzzkilled by the RF part..
NOW YOU CAN HAVE YOUR OWN FAKE AND GAY MOVEMENT THAT WILL PISS OFF YOUR IDEOLOGICAL OPPONENTS WITH LITERALLY NO WORK, SKILL, UNDERSTANDING, OR EFFORT..
I present to OmegaCanada...the.. [drumrolled]
TERMS!
TRANS EXCLUSIVE RANDICAL MENINISTS!!!!
YOUR JIMMIES MY CHOICE!
The zest/zeal when anti-evil dropped the gloves was SHOCKING. Like, I mean, it wasn't a Snowden-tier "oh yeah everyone already knew, duh! lol nothing to hide!" nothingburger (or nothing short of complete personal vindication for some after years of bullying, whatever same thing) but their choices it was like...
"Ok, this is what it must be like for my friends who moved to China. Oh. And this is not .. fine.. Uh oh." may have rolled thru my head-ticker.
PLOT TWIST: It was Jimmy Rustle-Saville's alt.
I'm going to be doing a piece on how the censorship of comedy and black/dark humour specifically discriminates with high verbal IQ and EQ seapeoplekind and activey forces people into a "grief stages random loop" ...
It will really affect first responders most of all, and their families lives, then communities, then ...
TAKEAWAY: The war on comedy is a crime against humanity, change my mind!