i still need reddit to get mechanics advice, other than that...

Been months i was only using reddit for metacan. Its good that its finally on .win

Not to give you a brojob sloppily but hey man good to see you! You always stood out.

BASED.

Unfortunately my unit will get cucked by my chain (wait, that's me!) and I'll be staying behind for mop-op ops and hit-n-run annoyance attacks.

Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls JUST GOT TEN FEET HIGHER and have to be guarded by men with memes. Who's gonna do it? You? You, <<<Lt. Weinberg>>>? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Harvo and you curse the Based. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know; that u/BigBrocktoonBernardo's main alt death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!