Ever since March, since long before masks were a thing I have been standing exactly between the dots. So exactly half a dot too far back.

It is great. Nobody knows quite what to do with you. They can ask you to move forward and socially distance less. They can choose to stand on their dot in compliance with the dots and socially distance less. Or they can stand exactly half-way between the dots too, helping me to fuck up the entire system.

Cashiers have often called on me to move forward giving me an opportunity to stand exactly a half a dot too close. And then nobody has any fucking clue what to say. The cashier gave me a command. I obeyed. She is in charge. She either has to reverse her command, or the customers have to challenge her to reverse her command. Obviously that never happens.

It is like COVID Chess. I recommend everybody try it.

Ever since March, since long before masks were a thing I have been standing exactly between the dots. So exactly half a dot too far back.

It is great. Nobody knows quite what to do with you. They can ask you to move forward and socially distance less. They can choose to stand on their dot in compliance with the dots and socially distance less. Or they can stand exactly half-way between the dots too helping me to fuck up the entire system.

Cashiers have often called me to move forward giving me an opportunity to stand exactly a half a dot too close. And then nobody has any fucking clue what to say. The cashier gave me a command. I obeyed. She is in charge. She either has to reverse her command, or the customers have to challenge her to reverse her command. Obviously that never happens.

It is like COVID Chess. I recommend everybody try it.