Let's see, you started following me around at 1:35PM Eastern today, and have replied to me with 18 comments, and submitted four posts about me.

You're obsessed.

Don't believe me? Let's see if you can ignore me for the rest of the night, or if you'll just instantly reply to this comment too.

You're sitting over over there staring at your phone/computer anxiously awaiting the next alert, hoping it'll be me.

It's pretty creepy actually. You should get a grip.

Let's see, you started following me around at 1:35PM Eastern today, and have replied to me with 18 comments, and submitted four posts about me.

You're obsessed.

Don't believe me? Let's see if you can ignore me the rest of the night, if you'll just instantly reply to this comment too.

You're sitting over over there staring at your phone/computer anxiously awaiting the next alert, hoping it'll be me.

It's pretty creepy actually. You should get a grip.