Here's my attempt at a translation from double speak to ordinary english.

• COVID fatigue is not a real thing. People who are fatigued fall asleep, but in this case, people are waking up.
• COVID-19 is not a real serious disease, but we're going to keep pretending that it is because it's easier to just go along with it than it is to stand up for our rights. Besides, if you're a diabetic 350lb forum mod, catching a cold can be deadly, so having everyone else wear masks and stay as socially deprived as we are makes perfect sense.
• Only false/misleading information, coincidence theories, and unproven medical claims are permitted here, and you must ensure they are compatible with the teachings of Covidian Sect Scientism or else you will be excommunicated.
• You are required to agree with all measures put in place because if you so much as hint at civil disobedience you will be silenced as a heretic and excommunicated.
• Public health authorities are not ouuur enemies, because as spineless internet janitors who subsist on hot pockets we don't actually care about human rights. These authorities are completely immune to criticism here, and while it does look like they're plotting to promote some variety of authoritarianism, by which we mean the Chinese variety of communism, we don't care about that because as previously mentioned we are invertebrates who never cared much for human rights anyhow.

Here's my attempt at a translation from double speak to ordinary english.

• COVID fatigue is not a real thing. People who are fatigued fall asleep, but in this case, people are waking up.
• COVID-19 is not a real serious disease, but we're going to keep pretending that it is because it's easier to just go along with it than it is to stand up for our rights. Besides, if you're a diabetic 350lb forum mod, catching a cold can be deadly, so having everyone else wear masks and stay as socially deprived as we are makes perfect sense.
• Only false/misleading information, coincidence theories, and unproven medical claims are permitted here, and you must ensure they are compatible with the teachings of Covidian Sect Scientism or else you will be excommunicated.
• You are required to agree with all measures put in place because if you so much as hint at civil disobedience you will be silenced as a heretic and excommunicated.
• Public health authorities are not ouuur enemies, because as spineless internet janitors who subsist on hot pockets we don't actually care about human rights. Health authorities are completely immune to criticism here, and while it does look like they're plotting to promote some variety of authoritarianism, by which we mean the Chinese variety of communism, we don't care about that because as previously mentioned we are invertebrates who never cared much for human rights anyhow.