If I ever ..

Have the presence of mind to avoid getting involved in a situation that has a non-insignificant chance of ending up with you in jail, the hospital, dead, or maybe all three in the same night.

I mean I can't EXPLAIN it but it's a cop fact, they will FIND ways to fuck up everyone's day because FUCK YOU!

Spez: Credit where credit's due, I lost my temper and snapped, yelling at a cop to GTFO my way or take over, and by God he fuckin did just that until the pros arrived. Little things like that go a long way.

The frustrated cops should have gone full Dorner and ignored orders.

If I ever ..

Have the presence of mind to avoid getting involved in a situation that has a non-insignificant chance of ending up with you in jail, the hospital, dead, or maybe all three in the same night.

I mean I can't EXPLAIN it but it's a cop fact, they will FIND ways to fuck up everyone's day because FUCK YOU!

Spez: Credit where credit's due, I lost my temper and snapped, yelling at a cop to GTFO my way or take over, and by God he fuckin did just that until the pros arrived. Little things like that go a long way.