Be me, Doug Ford

Sold my soul to the Liberals and let Trudeau finger my booty so I can get into politics

Try my hardest to gain support and blame the yahoos

Spend 3 hours a day on the news pandering to the left to gain popularity

Still get more haters than my crack-head brother

MFW

Be me, Doug Ford

Sold my soul to the Liberals and let Trudeau finger my booty so I can get into politics

Try my hardest to gain support and fight the yahoos

Spend 3 hours a day on the news pandering to the left to gain popularity

Still get more haters than my crack-head brother

MFW

Be me, Doug Ford

Sold my soul to the Liberals and let Trudeau finger my booty so I can get into politics

Try my hardest to gain support and fight the yahoos

Spend 3 hours a day on the news to gain popularity

Still get more haters than my crack-head brother

MFW