Stopping Covid with a typical cloth mask is exactly as effective as trying to stop mosquitos with a chain link fence around your home.

Here is what I have been doing.

1. Don't wear mask until someone says something.
2. Say oh sorry I always forget this useless thing.
3. Pull out my shitty completely comprised mask I cut the inside layers out of. Almost forgot...

2A. Stare whoever said this to me in the eye the entire time I am putting my mask on like I want to see what colour their blood is.

... I go to the same stores near me everytime and I have NEVER had the same person ask me to put a mask on a second time yet. So around 50% of the time I don't even put a mask on.

3. Randomly cough loudly and say don't worry I have a mask on. You are totally safe!
4. Pay for my shit - with cash.
5. Before I even leave the register I pull my mask off.
6. Walk out like I own the place.

Stopping Covid with a typical cloth mask is exactly as effective as trying to stop mosquitos with a chain link fence around your home.

Here is what I have been doing.

1. Don't wear mask until someone says something.
2. Say oh sorry I always forget this useless thing.
3. Pull out my shitty completely comprised mask I cut the inside layers out of. Almost forgot...

2A. Stare whoever said this to me in the eye the entire time I am putting my mask on like I want to see what colour their blood is.

... I go to the same stores near me everytime and I have NEVER had the same person as me to put a mask on the second time yet. So around 50% of the time I don't even put a mask on.

3. Randomly cough loudly and say don't worry I have a mask on. You are totally safe!
4. Pay for my shit - with cash.
5. Before I even leave the register I pull my mask off.
6. Walk out like I own the place.

Stopping Covid with a typical cloth mask is exactly as effective as trying to stop mosquitos with a chain link fence around your home.

Here is what I have been doing.

1. Don't wear mask until someone says something.
2. Say oh sorry I always forget this useless thing.
3. Pull out my shitty completely comprised mask I cut the inside layers out of. Almost forgot...

2A) Stare whoever said this to me in the eye the entire time I am putting my mask on like I want to see what colour their blood is.

... I go to the same stores near me everytime and I have NEVER had the same person as me to put a mask on the second time yet. So around 50% of the time I don't even put a mask on.

3. Randomly cough loudly and say don't worry I have a mask on. You are totally safe!
4. Pay for my shit - with cash.
5. Before I even leave the register I pull my mask off.
6. Walk out like I own the place.

Stopping Covid with a typical cloth mask is exactly as effective as trying to stop mosquitos with a chain link fence around your home.

Here is what I have been doing.

1. Don't wear mask until someone says something.
2. Say oh sorry I always forget this useless thing.
3. Pull out my shitty completely comprised mask I cut the inside layers out of.
4. Randomly cough loudly and say don't worry I have a mask on. You are totally safe!
5. Pay for my shit - with cash.
6. Before I even leave the register I pull my mask off.
7. Walk out like I own the place.