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AlaskanTyrant 1 point ago +1 / -0

When I was 15 I started to use an American accent and I've gotten so good at it that I don't even come across as Canadian anymore. I'm even asked if I'm American every now and again when I talk to people who don't already know I'm Canadian. I can't even connect to Canada, I don't see myself as Canadian. And most likely never will, I've fallen too heavily for American Culture and Ideals for that to be feasible.

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AlaskanTyrant 3 points ago +3 / -0

You aren't shtiky already? Fucking catch up! (Porn is banned on the whole site if you post any you'll be banned by Gab administrators.)

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AlaskanTyrant 19 points ago +19 / -0

I actually just made my own group for that exact thing on Gab just incase this place goes bellyup. (Mods fighting users is a Really bad sign) https://gab.com/groups/42399

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AlaskanTyrant 2 points ago +2 / -0

Might take them a while. Their brains are powered by hamster wheels. I never learned how to use those flairs. I'll figure it out eventually I guess.

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AlaskanTyrant 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have fuck all idea. Nips in regards to the ones you got on your chest shouldn't be. But if it's in regards to the Japanese I assume the mods won't be happy.

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AlaskanTyrant 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh thank god I was about to start thinking someone stole my tits and glued a mans ass to my chest. And I don't think you need to mark it NSFW, Cleavage isn't too lewd. Especially if it's used in so many advertisements.

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AlaskanTyrant 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is that your ass? I'm fucking confused and now I'm looking at my own boobs trying to figure it out.

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AlaskanTyrant 13 points ago +13 / -0

I don't think this reminder is gonna do much. The biggest breaker of that rule keeps just coming back.

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AlaskanTyrant 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seems to me that black woman want to be colonized with some BWC.

Why do you like being banned? Is it a sexual thing?

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AlaskanTyrant 15 points ago +15 / -0

Spread over the border please! I really can't deal with this BC bullshit anymore!

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AlaskanTyrant 16 points ago +16 / -0

My Vagina gives me superpowers. but they are so useless that I need men cater to me and give me constant approval and praise for things I didn't do or I'll fall apart and die.

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AlaskanTyrant 3 points ago +3 / -0

You'd think it was an april fools joke but no. This mother fucker's already made another video describing the benefits of man milk consumption with some crackhead whore he found in a dumpster.

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AlaskanTyrant 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wonder if he's secretly a racist and is using this vaccine to kill off the huge portions of minorities that support leftism. It'd make for a good movie villain.

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AlaskanTyrant 4 points ago +4 / -0

If your like me then yeah but if not then nah. That's gay.

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AlaskanTyrant 18 points ago +18 / -0

I'm gonna go make myself a burger.

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AlaskanTyrant 5 points ago +5 / -0

You can't tell me that babyfaced bitch is any older than nine and expect me to believe,

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