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HarvosMom 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes, I refuse to use condoms because I'm a cheap skank.

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HarvosMom 6 points ago +6 / -0

Can you please stop stealing Mommy's dirty used panties from my clothes hamper? I can't afford to keep buying them from Value Village every week, sweetie!

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HarvosMom 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think you have me confused with another massively slutty cunt-whore, Margaret Trudeau. Easy enough mistake, I get that all the time lol!

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HarvosMom 10 points ago +10 / -0

I drank copious amounts of alcohol when I was pregnant with little Harvo lol! That's why he's such a feeble loser!

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HarvosMom 6 points ago +6 / -0

Honestly, he's probably more of a threat to animals than children, fwiw lol! But that's a story for another time...

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HarvosMom 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well, little Harvo has been undergoing a reverse-puberty procedure for the last few years now, so it's hard to say, but I think it was around the time he started posting pictures on the internet he took of children urinating in public.

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HarvosMom 9 points ago +9 / -0

Being a cum dumpster is all I'm good for, because my son is a useless retard faggot.

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HarvosMom 6 points ago +6 / -0

I refuse to attend, until he starts doing full marathons instead of this halfway pussy bullshit. I can handle approximately 26.2 lineal miles of cock per day without even trying.

Also, the clientele is poor and prostituting is frowned upon at the Special Olympics.

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HarvosMom 11 points ago +11 / -0

Sounds like you could use a could use a good BJ... I also do full service for $10, and anal for $20 (or $15 w/ a large Double Double from Mcd's) if you're interested.

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HarvosMom 5 points ago +5 / -0

I take a double dose. Small price to pay so you can continue to guzzle AIDS-infected cum all day and night, amirite lol?

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HarvosMom 19 points ago +19 / -0

I'm such a fat whore that I had no idea I was pregnant until little Harvo slipped out of my gaping hole, and onto the truck stop parking lot asphalt, head first.

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HarvosMom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks like Momma raised a delicate little snowflake lol... it's okay sweetie, have a good cry for Mommy!

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HarvosMom 14 points ago +14 / -0

There's really no way of knowing, there are loads of cum in my vagina from at least a dozen different men at any given time. Some say "get a DNA test" but I can't afford that between my crippling meth addiction and my son's Fortnight DLC shopping sprees.

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HarvosMom 10 points ago +10 / -0

Sorry, I only perform sexual acts for money.

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HarvosMom 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm a fat cum slut and my son is a loser fag! I spend all my CERB money on soy milk for my effeminate special boy lol!

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HarvosMom 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's outside your door. We're out of soy milk, so you'll have to take your hormone blockers with Sunny D instead, honey. Now don't bother Mommy until she's done pleasing her clients.

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HarvosMom 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do you want Beefaroni or Spaghettios for lunch today, dear? I have a client at 1pm, so you'll have to stay in the basement.

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