by Acerbic
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flanders 17 points ago +17 / -0

Well Harvo, you're more than free to take the vaccine when they come and demand you do so.

I however will not be getting stuck with it. I'll lie, I'll fight, I'll do my West Side Story finger snapping dance at them, whatever it takes.

(pssst, methinks people are also starting to ignore your shenanigans, fyi)

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flanders 9 points ago +9 / -0

With an average of 80 per day, in five years that's about 146,000 people.

So ~140,000 people are now on welfare for life, disability for life, child tax benefits for the next 10 - 15 years per child, and if they are working it's under the table ergo no taxes paid back into the system.

Ok, here's the deal. Either physically close the crossing with a thing called a fence, or let the West separate so we don't have to bankroll your eastern dreams.

How can they not have put up barriers by now? It's literally an unsecured point of entry. CBSA? hello?

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flanders 11 points ago +11 / -0

If justine could get away with blackface several times, sexual assault of a reporter, and stealing funds from a charity, what's something like this going to garner?

by c2sky
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flanders 9 points ago +9 / -0

Not for long. Prepare for Omar Ave, or Khadr Cres. to replace them.

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flanders 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nothing will happen to them.

Justin will appear at their trial dressed in full indian garb, dance around while grinning like the idiot he is, and declare CASE DISMISSED. The judge will start crying, the gallery will start clapping, and everyone will be woker for it.

Fuck, can the west PLEASE separate from the eastern provinces?

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flanders 14 points ago +14 / -0

You can't use social media because the courts ordered you not to?

Fine. Have people send you their email address, then you can CC whatever you wish to say to whomever you want.

And withdraw that GFM money before the Commissars decide you're not entitled to anything because reasons.

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flanders 3 points ago +3 / -0

The proles at r/Vancouver are celebrating the vaccine.

They're so excited to do what the CBC tells them to do, and are of course shitting on the comments that run counter to the narrative.

Fucking sheep.

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flanders 4 points ago +4 / -0

You expect anything different from this chud?

Dont worry, we'll all just bend over and take it while whining on the internet.

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flanders 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'd bet on them trying words like proactive, ethical, prudent, basically words that have more positive connotations. Mandatory has been played out, so they need to go from "this is needed because bad" to "do this to be good!".

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flanders 3 points ago +3 / -0

The only way we'd get shipbuilding and other heavy industries back up and running is if a) justine was bribed, or b) the west separates.

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flanders 6 points ago +8 / -2

This is why I believe in Wexit. The sooner we can separate from the shitty provinces, the better off we'll be.

And if he wants to stay open, just change the restaurant name to something Syrian.

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flanders 12 points ago +12 / -0

The tolerances on these cranes is probably shit as are the welds, the steel being used is most likely sub standard, and I wouldn't be shocked to see them breaking within a year.

So remind me again, when did this country lose the ability to build cranes?

I'm so sick of seeing heavy industry sent to countries like Germany, Denmark, China, etc, for things that could be made here.

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flanders 8 points ago +8 / -0

Don't worry, they'll just do an endrun by heading to Roxham road, where Justine will greet them with tears, dancing, and cheques for 10.5 million

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flanders 12 points ago +12 / -0

What a fucking joke.

Where are the feminists? The MeToo movementers? The protesters?

this guy is gonna rape and probably kill someone, I fucking guarantee it.

oh, and this for sure won't be posted to r/Vancouver. Those fucking cucked mods wouldn't allow it!

e: looks like it DID make it to r/Vancouver. Now lets see how long until Les M'Ods delete it, lock it, or otherwise determine it's not fit for public consumption!

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flanders 2 points ago +2 / -0

FAKE NEWS!! You literally called it novel.

That means it's funny. Comedy is subjective. Science is not.

Fucking. BOOM!! Yer dun bud! Consequences will never be the same!

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flanders 10 points ago +10 / -0

Your nuanced posts and thought provoking commentary always tickle my balls. Care to join me at r/Canada to peruse comments and report wrongThink to those glorious M'Oderators?

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flanders 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Commissariat has determined that you are in violation of an order which has impacted the ruling class not at all.

We're only closing you down for The Greater Good!

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flanders 7 points ago +7 / -0

Saving grace is that many asians replying to her sanctimonious bullshit are calling her out just as much as everyone else.

That she works as a "journalist", aka a shill with zero skills apart from being perpetually offended shocks me not in the least.

And for the record, any business hit with an accusation like this should have one reply: GFY.

Not like those who tweeted support were going to patronize the store in question, so who gives a fuck what twatter mobs think? Fuck em all.

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flanders 4 points ago +4 / -0

Country's already dead, it's a zombie corpse shuffling along but instead of saying "brains", it's quoting passages from The Book Of Multiculturalism.

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flanders 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sigh. I know.

It's the fucks at the top skimming from the funds, while everyone else pays.

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flanders 6 points ago +6 / -0

I know I'm retarded for suggesting this, but dig this.

Take a giant metal tank, like a water heater but maybe larger.

Attach hose from shitty water supply so it's always filling.

Make fire under tank to get water hot till it boils.

Collect steam through other pipes into a second tank which will become water.

Heat second tank and collect that steam which also makes water.

Now you have clean water, distribute.

Again, I'm a tard, but how hard is it in 2020 to make shit water good water?

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flanders 2 points ago +2 / -0

He'll either a) block you. or b) have one of his sycophants throw some whataboutist strawmen at you, but most likely c) call you racist THEN block you

also, this kind of thing makes me hopeful we can get a civil war sometime soon, before I'm too old.

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flanders 14 points ago +14 / -0

Reddit is cheering, lambasting anyone who isn't swallowing the tripe, and of course the M'Ods are deleting comments that run counter to narrative. In the interest of fostering open dialog of course.

One comment was asking The Reddit Hivemind "can i see my girlfriend", the response was "yes", and they were grateful for having obtained permission from some stranger on the internet.

No wonder they go along with the program so easily.

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flanders 9 points ago +9 / -0

Based on the cheers emanating from Le Reddit about how you gotta wear a mask everywhere, snitch on people, no gatherings inside, outside, in space, underwater, it's going pretty well for the panicky idiots who believed the same hype back in May about how we'd be at billions dead in every city by summer.

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flanders 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's a 4 panel comic, I saw it on metacanada, I know I'm not crazy.

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