Take the night, sleep on it, give it careful consideration then post the name of the candidate you think we should endorse here in the comments.
Edit: The consensus seems to be:
DONALD TRUMP.
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Vermin Supreme for President. Time to pony up. And how can you go wrong with his platform and policies? Here it is (copy/pasta):
Mandatory Toothbrushing: To combat the moral and oral decay of this great nation, President Supreme will sign a declaration of war on plaque, and citizens will be required to submit to regular inspections of their gumlines.
Zombie Power: It is vitally important to Vermin Supreme that we all ensure a beautiful and healthy world for our ponies into the future. To do so, President Supreme will do away with widely used sources of energy that are detrimental to pony habitats. These sources will be replaced with infinite and renewable zombie power.
Funcentration Camps: There will be no wall. Instead, there will be a large moat dug around every newly erected, official, Vermin Supreme Funcentration Camp and Pony Ranch. This water feature will be known as The Border: Lazy River and Immigration Checkpoint.
Ponynomics: Vermin Supreme will grant wishes by implementing the Absolutely Free Federal Pony Identification Program (AFPIP). The first step of this program will be to make ponies very small. The next step will be implemented when tiny ponies and universal pony ownership have been achieved.
Kangaroo Courts: Vermin Supreme will redefine “crime” as: any act that disagrees with, denies, or otherwise opposes Vermin’s enforced freedoms (including but not limited to traveling without your pony or not flossing your teeth) and any act that causes harm to another person or people.
https://verminsupreme2020.com/