No to all.

however I am sick of one thing, the zombie people who wear masks while walking alone on nearly deserted sidewalks. What exactly are they protecting themselves from?

Nope nope nope nope. Only thing I have to report is one lady at the pizza joint had her grandmother die 3 days after being put into a nursing home and the staff tried to Mark it as covid. Her family fought them putting that on the death certificate because she was 90 and had systemic cancer throughout her entire body. Otherwise no fake virus news here

A, B, C, D, no

However, one of my friends had bad cold last spring and employee of our local hospital told me that they had one case but they are not sure

A) No, but a part of me suspects I got it early Feb. I never get sick outside of a cough or stuffy nose but I ended up with a fever for about 2 days. It's probably been 10 years since the last time that happened so that's the only reason I'm suspicious. No test or diagnosis though so it could have been anything.

B) No

C) No

D) No

No to all the above. Granted I don’t live in one of the “hotspots”

friend of a friend.... lol

No to all.

No, no, no, no.
That being said I never knew anyone with the old HIVsky but that doesn't mean a shit ton of people didn't die from it.
Certainly would have been cool to know what banging bareback felt like in those days. Chicks were all on birthcontrol (because people discovered that it made them less PMS'y) in those days but everyone was still fucking a cold latex sock anyhow because they feared some killer disease that was basically confined to gays, blacks and hemophiliacs (although no one fucking told us about that now, did they? I shudder to think about how many people wore a condom to prevent AIDS while losing their virginity to a girl they'd know for their whole life.)
The government loves to overblow diseases for the sake of social control. They've been doing it forever at this point.
That doesn't mean the diseases aren't real, it just means that all governments are shitty and opportunistic.

A, No. If I had it felt like the sniffles

B, No to all

C, Maybe, No deaths

D, No to all

A. Had a bad flu in February (the shits were wild) but haven’t been tested so maybe

B. No

C.Nein

D. Níl

I know one lady at work whos dad got it. He was in a nursing home. He did pass away but it was because he caught pneumonia in the hospital. He was over 90 years old as well.

Other than that no to all other questions.

A) No and I've been in Brazil (a "hotspot", according to the media) for the past two months
B) No
C) No
D) No

A, C, and D - no.

As for B, my parents think they caught it travelling in India in January. They had both come down with intense chest coughs and aches for 2 days overseas but we're fine by the time they flew back.

My aunt in the UK apparently has had family friends pass away due to Chinavirus in the spring. They're all over the age of 65.