I have a better idea - let's fire all the public school teachers who don't fucking do their work anyway.

We could replace the education system with a series of online videos and pay a handful of people good $$ to make them.

The fact that education isn't being modernized in the age of the internet is quite ridiculous. Deep down, teachers know that they will be out of a job one day, as the internet is making them more and more obsolete every day.