From the very beginning of this bullshit back in March, at the office there has been a very open policy allowing employees to work from home if they’re not comfortable coming in.

Everything was fine. People worked from home, some people split their time, some carried on like nothing happened.

Then the middle aged accounting Karen’s started wearing masks in the office. They got out useless safety guy and his oilfield safety guy gut on board the mask wearing and it’s now company policy to wear masks when not at your desk. And where was these three useless people when this policy rolled out on Friday? Working at fucking home.