Nah, I'm down for integrating Diwali.
Do you even understand how we're treated compared to other cultures? Women from the UK are the meanest women in the world. By quite a large margin too, if we're going to be integrating people and cultures then I'd say that Canadian women can certainly learn a few things with them and take on a few of their cultural norms.
For example, did you know that there's an entire fucking day during Diwali dedicated to sisters thanking their brothers for the protection they receive? The spend the entire day making food for their brothers, then feeding them by hand while telling them stories about how sisters gave their brothers spiritual and emotional support when they needed it most.
I don't know if you have a sister, but I've certainly throttled a few guys on mine's behalf and I don't remember ever being given a day of being hand-fed as a thank you, yet they get that treatment once a year as a part of an official holiday.
Diwali is a great holiday and it needs to become widespread in this country. Let's make it an official holiday, even.
Our country could gain a lot from integrating Diwali. We could definitely use a feast for the dark period in between Thanksgiving and Christmas and our women could learn a lot from their women.
As I say, it's only pandering if you're wearing a silly hat.
You're missing the point entirely.
Picture yourself at 18, living with your parents and asking your sister to bring you some chips when you can hear her in the kitchen and you don't want to miss a play.
I know what my sister would have said, yet she seemed to like to pick fights for me for the sheer joy of it growing up. She'd have told me to get it for myself.
Meanwhile those cunts are getting a yearly day of extreme gratitude from their sisters.
As I say, our women could learn a lot from other cultures.
Specifically, gratitude for the men in their lives. British women just take us for granted and that needs to change.
So you'll pretend that our women haven't been taught to hate their men for the past hundred years at least?
British women used to present their crushes with white feathers to shame them into the trenches, fully knowing the casualty rates of the people who volunteered for that meat-grinder of a war.
You couldn't say that for any other the women in the world apart from the Germans.
Meanwhile the Indians have multiple holidays where the women show gratitude to the men.
It's probably why there's a ton of lonely 35-45 year old British-Canadian women on tinder with "want children someday" on their profile while there's a ton of 25-year old Indian women pregnant with their fourth child.
As I say, our women could learn a lot from other cultures. Specifically to appreciate the men in their lives rather than fighting them for some vague, stupid concepts like women's liberation or smashing the patriarchy.
Nah, just Diwali. That's about as far as that goes.
Although if I heard that they had made a God out of William Morris as thanks to the man who provided them with the plans for the Hindustan Ambassador (Oxford) I'd be into that as well.
Which they probably have, it is a pretty sweet car after all.
Nah, I'm down for integrating Diwali.
Do you even understand how we're treated compared to other cultures? Women from the UK are the meanest women in the world. By quite a large margin too, if we're going to be integrating people and cultures then I'd say that Canadian women can certainly learn a few things with them and take on a few of their cultural norms.
For example, did you know that there's an entire fucking day during Diwali dedicated to sisters thanking their brothers for the protection they receive? The spend the entire day making food for their brothers, then feeding them by hand while telling them stories about how sisters gave their brothers spiritual and emotional support when they needed it most.
I don't know if you have a sister, but I've certainly throttled a few guys on mine's behalf and I don't remember ever being given a day of being hand-fed as a thank you, yet they get that treatment once a year as a part of an official holiday.
Diwali is a great holiday and it needs to become widespread in this country. Let's make it an official holiday, even.
Our country could gain a lot from integrating Diwali. We could definitely use a feast for the dark period in between Thanksgiving and Christmas and our women could learn a lot from their women.
As I say, it's only pandering if you're wearing a silly hat.
You're missing the point entirely.
Picture yourself at 18, living with your parents and asking your sister to bring you some chips when you can hear her in the kitchen and you don't want to miss a play.
I know what my sister would have said, yet she seemed to like to pick fights for me for the sheer joy of it growing up. She'd have told me to get it for myself.
Meanwhile those cunts are getting a yearly day of extreme gratitude from their sisters.
As I say, our women could learn a lot from other cultures.
Specifically, gratitude for the men in their lives. British women just take us for granted and that needs to change.
So you'll pretend that our women haven't been taught to hate their men for the past hundred years at least?
British women used to present their crushes with white feathers to shame them into the trenches, fully knowing the casualty rates of the people who volunteered for that meat-grinder of a war.
You couldn't say that for any other the women in the world apart from the Germans.
Meanwhile the Indians have multiple holidays where the women show gratitude to the men.
It's probably why there's a ton of lonely 35-45 year old British-Canadian women on tinder with "want children someday" on their profile while there's a ton of 25-year old Indian women pregnant with their fourth child.
As I say, our women could learn a lot from other cultures. Specifically to appreciate the men in their lives rather than fighting them for some vague, stupid concepts like women's liberation or smashing the patriarchy.
Nah, just Diwali. That's about as far as that goes.
Although if I heard that they had made a God out of William Morris as thanks to the man who provided them with the plans for the Hindustan Ambassador (Oxford) I'd be into that as well.
Which they probably have, it is a pretty sweet car after all.