I told my pizza delivery guy that he would only get a tip if he removed his mask. He immediately put it on his chin. I said not good enough. He put it in his pocket.

It is a fucking clown world. Ten years ago I might have tipped a stripper $5 bucks to take off her panties. Today I tipped a early-20s bearded East-Indian man $5 bucks to take off his mask for 30 seconds while I did Interac at the door.