I recall reading that article, and had it been written by anyone other than a white dude, asking that we devote MORE resources to immigration, their unique culture, and demanding Canadian's "do more", it would have been lauded as a masterpiece.

Wait a sec, shit like that gets published all the time!

Anyways, this dude dodged getting to serve on ancient moldy ships, desk duty, dying in a helicopter crash, or the occasional chance to look at a real live missile or bullet, which are then promptly put back into storage lest their phallic nature offend someone.