Oh fuck, too much.
The wife got me into it, then she couldn't handle the shit-show anymore and left me addicted. It's the wrongest show in the world.
So far I've seen a 50-year old ex-lesbian catfish a 20-year old Yemeni who really, really wants to live in America, a 60-year old grandma move in with her 20-year old boyfriend in India, bang him under his parents' roof and destroy his arranged marriage, a girl who'd been passed around by every sports team in her school who converted to Islam and moved to Syria just to be with someone who wouldn't treat her like a slut, a literal unwashed troll who styles his hair with mayonnaise using a new minimum wage salary to bang a 19-year old Thai single mother and a couple of total fucking perverts who have spent tens of thousands of dollars getting scammed by the Ukrainian Pornhub popups.
And then there's Avi. The JAP nervous wreck with all kinds of cutting scars who traveled the world only to get knocked up by an Ethiopian night club go-go dancer.
The story is just incredible.
First of all, as one might expect the dude is one of the dumbest people to ever grace the planet and he has no idea what's going on.
The real joy of it though is watching the existential crisis that only the most pampered of people facing the reality of living in Ethiopia on a male go-go dancer's salary could experience.
It is a meltdown-a-minute and she actively talks about how much she loves a culture and way-of-life that she clearly despises.
Oh, and then there's the entire religious angle. The religious angle is fucked. She's an agnostic Jew who is deeply against the concept of hell and circumcisions, yet she constantly loses religious arguments to Ethiopian Orthodoxes because the Ethiopians believe in their faith while she does not.
Even worse, she behaves like an anti-semetic trope at times. Whenever the zealous Ethiopian preachers try to aggressively rub a bible in her face she cringes and twists away like it burns her or when one of them was trying to douse her and her baby down with holy water from a firehose she freaked out and made excuses to avoid it touching her.
Binyam even said "she's got an evil spirit inside her that is terrified of the holy water and forces her to shrink away" or something.
(Ethiopian Orthodox is so fucked.)
I love that show. I love that show so fucking much. It's just so wrong!
That was the best, I laughed my ass off when I discovered that countries exist where their governments fuck their people with taxes even harder than ours.
You need to understand that the women on this show are utterly untouchable in America though. Some women can't get dick unless they're abusing a naive foreigner who just wants to live in the US.
Take Ari for example, I'll list shit that's wrong about her and you tell me where you'd run away screaming.
30 year old woman who dropped out of school to "travel the world" on her father's dime, now lives at home and works part time in her father's office as a backup receptionist.
Can't stop talking about all the other cultures she "experienced."
Hideous nose job that seems to have been done multiple times to the point where she looks like a pig and her voice has become exceptionally weird.
Nagging, and constantly says shit about how jealous she can be.
History of mental illness and eating disorders. Medicated of anxiety yet still has anxiety attacks at "convenient" moments.
Ex-cutter whose arms (and thighs most likely) are just covered in cutting scars. The camera tries to minimize it but she's engaged in some serious self-harm over the years.
Believe me, if Ariela hadn't have literally found the dumbest, and most naive professional nightclub dancer in the world she would not be able to find anyone who would even stick around long enough to have a 1-night stand. That girl is a fucking wreck as is all the other women on that show.
I'll happily tell you everything that's wrong with any of them who you think you could stand for a second as well. Those women are fucked.
I have not, I will have to look that one up because I'm sure it will be outstanding. I had no idea that she'd made a music video, I doubt it tops Baby Girl Lisa's but it can't be far off.
Oh fuck, too much.
The wife got me into it, then she couldn't handle the shit-show anymore and left me addicted. It's the wrongest show in the world.
So far I've seen a 50-year old ex-lesbian catfish a 20-year old Yemeni who really, really wants to live in America, a 60-year old grandma move in with her 20-year old boyfriend in India, bang him under his parents' roof and destroy his arranged marriage, a girl who'd been passed around by every sports team in her school who converted to Islam and moved to Syria just to be with someone who wouldn't treat her like a slut, a literal unwashed troll who styles his hair with mayonnaise using a new minimum wage salary to bang a 19-year old Thai single mother and a couple of total fucking perverts who have spent tens of thousands of dollars getting scammed by the Ukrainian Pornhub popups.
And then there's Avi. The JAP nervous wreck with all kinds of cutting scars who traveled the world only to get knocked up by an Ethiopian night club go-go dancer.
The story is just incredible.
First of all, as one might expect the dude is one of the dumbest people to ever grace the planet and he has no idea what's going on.
The real joy of it though is watching the existential crisis that only the most pampered of people facing the reality of living in Ethiopia on a male go-go dancer's salary could experience.
It is a meltdown-a-minute and she actively talks about how much she loves a culture and way-of-life that she clearly despises.
Oh, and then there's the entire religious angle. The religious angle is fucked. She's an agnostic Jew who is deeply against the concept of hell and circumcisions, yet she constantly loses religious arguments to Ethiopian Orthodoxes because the Ethiopians believe in their faith while she does not.
Even worse, she behaves like an anti-semetic trope at times. Whenever the zealous Ethiopian preachers try to aggressively rub a bible in her face she cringes and twists away like it burns her or when one of them was trying to douse her and her baby down with holy water from a firehose she freaked out and made excuses to avoid it touching her.
Binyam even said "she's got an evil spirit inside her that is terrified of the holy water and forces her to shrink away" or something.
(Ethiopian Orthodox is so fucked.)
I love that show. I love that show so fucking much. It's just so wrong!
That was the best, I laughed my ass off when I discovered that countries exist where their governments fuck their people with taxes even harder than ours.
You need to understand that the women on this show are utterly untouchable in America though. Some women can't get dick unless they're abusing a naive foreigner who just wants to live in the US.
Take Ari for example, I'll list shit that's wrong about her and you tell me where you'd run away screaming.
30 year old woman who dropped out of school to "travel the world" on her father's dime, now lives at home and works part time in her father's office as a backup receptionist.
Can't stop talking about all the other cultures she "experienced."
Hideous nose job that seems to have been done multiple times to the point where she looks like a pig and her voice has become exceptionally weird.
Nagging, and constantly says shit about how jealous she can be.
History of mental illness and eating disorders. Medicated of anxiety yet still has anxiety attacks at "convenient" moments.
Ex-cutter whose arms (and thighs most likely) are just covered in cutting scars. The camera tries to minimize it but she's engaged in some serious self-harm over the years.
Believe me, if Ariela hadn't have literally found the dumbest, and most naive professional nightclub dancer in the world she would not be able to find anyone who would even stick around long enough to have a 1-night stand. That girl is a fucking wreck as is all the other women on that show.
I'll happily tell you everything that's wrong with any of them who you think you could stand for a second as well. Those women are fucked.
I have not, I will have to look that one up because I'm sure it will be outstanding. I had no idea that she'd made a music video, I doubt it tops Baby Girl Lisa's but it can't be far off.