34 Based Elon moves Tesla to Texas. Commiefornia on suicide watch (www.cnet.com) posted 4 years ago by RubNTugJack 4 years ago by RubNTugJack +35 / -1 12 comments share 12 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Moves to Austin. The San Francisco of Texas.
Suicide watch? China will come to the rescue!
He's empowering Austin. It's just going to turn Texas in California.
He's building a factory in China, another in Texas (probably for the Cybertruck) and one in Germany.
The factory in California will stay, though he thinks about moving the headquarters to Nevada or Texas.
Because the are far more people who can afford a Tesla in China than in India. And Chinese wouldn't allow car imports from India.
Then let china build their own electric cars, but unlike the .00001% of Teslas that caught fire, one in three Cheslas will explode!
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Nice. Or they'll just give you cancer, like other Chicom versions of luxury cars. (That have used tar as a sound dampener, but not properly isolated it from the interior in terms of vapors.)