We're not selling you on this vaccine you big silly goose!

All we're trying to do is scare you into taking it, and if that doesn't work we will scare others into treating you like a leper, pariah, PNG, outcast, whatever it takes to ensure compliance! That's all.

Now that doesn't sound so bad, right sweaty? Oh sweet summer chyle, cmere and let me inject you with this vial of mystery.