Imagine having the super powers to deliver presents to every children across the world in a single night. You got flying reindeers hauling your pimped out sled traveling faster than the speed of light. You got a magical bag that defies the laws of physics capable of carrying infinite amounts of toys. Despite all your badassery, you almost die to some shitty bat flu with 99.5% survival rate. WTF Santa.

Well I am not surprised, the West has put Christmas on life support due to these lockdowns.

They want us to stop gathering and organizing, because they are planning something horrible for all of us.