Fuck the NHL, they can get bent.

I am never going to give them a penny ever again.

I recommend you don't either - pro sports is a waste of time.

Do something productive, like reading a good book or learning a new skill.

Fuck sitting around, drinking shitty beer and listening to gutless pukes like Rotten Ronnie Judas McLean.

That little shitnugget has some nerve. I always knew he was a cowardly little bitch.