I apologize on behalf of millennials because there apparently there isn't anything the government can that is disastrous enough to collectively wake us the fuck up and start having sensible political positions.

I apologize on behalf of Atlantic Canadians who, I hate to say it, are not unfamiliar with free government money and living in relative poverty because its the easiest thing to do. I don't know how 60% of them expect to live as fucking wards of the state as the world shuts down around them, christ how bad to things have to get on the east coast for them to realize the government is the problem, it's not the solution.