Tips for avoiding a Karen at the mall when shopping without a mask.
Find another person who is willing to do the following stupid things with you:
Dye your hair green/blue/something stupid. Wear a wig if you don't want to commit, but the wig has to be really crazy.
Dress like a clown (literally) Bright colours/rainbow flag, ripped jeans, maybe a Che Guevara t-shirt. Pants should ride low with a visible thong for maximum effect.
If you are overweight, be sure to select a shirt that is at least one size too small.
Create a fake social media profile that illustrates your new persona. (I recommend selecting some 'uncommon' pronouns)
Walk like you have a stick rammed up your ass and speak like it's hitting the back of your throat.
Go to your location of choice and begin shopping!
If confronted, be sure to demand that they address you by your proper pronoun and do not provide them with said pronoun. If they ask, advise them that it's not your job to educate them and to find your profile online. Be sure to remind them that if they can't address you by your proper pronoun, you will report them to the human rights tribunal.
Be sure to record any negative interactions with anyone else and be sure to accuse anyone who gives you any resistance as a racist/homophobe/bigot/right-wing/Trump supporter/Nazi etc. and ensure to inform them that you will upload their bigoted comments to social media for the purpose of public shaming.
Tips for avoiding a Karen at the mall when shopping without a mask.
Find another person who is willing to do the following stupid things with you:
Dye your hair green/blue/something stupid. Wear a wig if you don't want to commit, but the wig has to be really crazy.
Dress like a clown (literally) Bright colours/rainbow flag, ripped jeans, maybe a Che Guevara t-shirt. Pants should ride low with a visible thong for maximum effect.
If you are overweight, be sure to select a shirt that is at least one size too small.
Create a fake social media profile that illustrates your new persona. (I recommend selecting some 'uncommon' pronouns)
Walk like you have a stick rammed up your ass and speak like it's hitting the back of your throat.
Go to your location of choice and begin shopping!
If confronted, be sure to demand that they address you by your proper pronoun and do not provide them with said pronoun. If they ask, advise them that it's not your job to educate them and to find your profile online. Be sure to remind them that if they can't address you by your proper pronoun, you will report them to the human rights tribunal.
Be sure to record any negative interactions with anyone else and be sure to accuse anyone who gives you any resistance as a racist/homophobe/bigot/right-wing/Trump supporter/Nazi etc. and ensure to inform them that you will upload their bigoted comments to social media for the purpose of public shaming.
The problem with this is that they will actually apologize to you, and you perpetuate society deeper into wokeness.