I already have 30 or so guns and plenty of ammo, 4 classic cars in the driveway, and I don't think my wife will let me use it on hookers and blow. So, what's the best F-U to the NDP that $1000 will buy me?
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Gold, silver or platinum would be good
It could almost cover the fine! Brilliant!
donate it to the PPC in their name
Probably hookers. Spread the China coof far and wide.
Let your wife pick her out for a thee-some.
I wish, dude, I wish...
Bottled water.
By shares of a pipeline company.
Hookers and b....nope, someone already said that.
Oooooo, can you spot me the extra $500 I'll need, plus tax?
I tell ya, if only she wasn't a Mennonite trad-wife. I've tried to convince a threesome or swinging would be fun but she just isn't in to it. WTF right?