1st lieutenant too. Imagine taking orders from this as your CO telling you to pick up the pace and stop slacking.

Ooh, is she part of uhhhh, the ying yang battalion or something?

back dat ass up!

beeping intensifies

Climbing on her would get you a Mountain Survival Badge.

To be fair, she is most likely a member of a non-combat unit or even a reserve unit. Think communications, logistics, intel, technical support, etc.

Their fitness standards are pretty lax compared to a front line rifle company.