Obviously I'd tell them to fuck off. These fucking scumbags are just overpaid minor bureaucrats who don't even do a good job at what they're paid to do: fight crime. Often they add to the crime rate themselves.

You want to know how to fight crime effectively? Defund the scumbags in the village people outfits and redirect those funds into massively expanding gun rights and gun ownership. I want to be armed, I want my next door neighbor armed, I want my neighbor across the street armed. Hell, I want my entire neighborhood armed, make that my entire city, to the teeth if necessary. Anyone who does anything gets dealt with quickly. No more waiting hours or days for one of those overpaid bureaucrats to show up. That is a far more effective crime deterrent than having to call over some fat, lazy, violent, stupid, donut-munching incompetent to investigate, who on top of everything else, also commits crime and uses his badge to get away with it. If you believe the cops are your friends, you're literally a sheep waiting to be culled.