It was the kind of shit you take after going out drinking at a friends bar soft opening with bribed 3rd world cops ignoring COVID regulations with lamb on the grill at the side door. It was watery and came out with extreme prejudice while being both satisfying and providing a slight burning sensation at the same time.
I rate it a 7/10 for hungover lamb and whiskey excrement.
I took a shit this morning.
You should probably care more about my lumpy turd than Kim Kardashian or Kanye West.
My shit contributed more to humanity than Kim Kardashian
It was the kind of shit you take after going out drinking at a friends bar soft opening with bribed 3rd world cops ignoring COVID regulations with lamb on the grill at the side door. It was watery and came out with extreme prejudice while being both satisfying and providing a slight burning sensation at the same time.
I rate it a 7/10 for hungover lamb and whiskey excrement.
thanks for asking