1 Hey morons, do you also need it explained to you why tiki torches aren't a good look for your anti-lockdown protest? For god's sake. (globalnews.ca) posted 3 years ago by Ham_Sandwich77 3 years ago by Ham_Sandwich77 +5 / -25 62 comments share 62 comments share save hide report block hide replies
never heard of this before.
Yes clearly it all goes back to the cruel oppression of the days when tiki bars forced patrons to swill back overpriced cocktails with little umbrellas in them. A dark and barbaric stain on mankind's history.
I solely blame Tom Cruise in "Cocktail"
Fuck, dude. That's where I wanna go.
It's all that rum don the beachcomber used
So.. many... headaches from those days.