I was at a pro-life rally one time and it was a hot day so after a bunch of us went out for ice cream. So we head to the closest Baskin Robbins and as we're waiting to order, this lady ordered a tasty cone of rocky road and I fucking lost it. "Listen, bitch. You can have vanilla and vanilla only. You will not be choosing to enjoy any of the other 30 delectable flavours this establishment has to offer. So take your vanilla cone and get the fuck outta here. And no waffle cones god dammit!" Because pro-life isn't about life, it's about controlling women and controlling their choices; therefore, I just couldn't stand idly by and watch her choose what flavour of ice cream she wanted. I'm sure this is a scene that plays out daily across the country as we try to control women's right to choose. Because that's that this is truly all about. Just admit it.
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I assume this is sarcasm due to the sheer absurdity of the situation. But in this world I can't actually tell what's real and what's not anymore.
It's gonna get much worse. ?
I'm including my /s tag at all times now, for clarity within the Tilt-A-Whirl months & (years) ahead.
Sarcasm. Pointing out the idiocy of trying to characterize pro life views as trying to control women.
I'm not 100% against abortion. There are often medically necessary abortions, whether its because it puts the woman's life in danger or the baby will not come out viable or have severe deformations. I dont think anyone's really against those.
Its using abortion instead of other forms of birth control, pills, patches, condoms, and such that I dont really like. But the sad fact is that our adoption system is so broken and rife with abuse and human trafficking it wouldn't be able to help with a big influx of children, it barely handles things now.
More personal responsibility from people, men and women, would be nice but that seems to be a thing of the past. Its not that hard to not get pregnant.
I am literally pro-abortion. I think we need more. There is nothing worse than shitty parents with 7 fucking kids.
I have one in my neighborhood.