I was at a pro-life rally one time and it was a hot day so after a bunch of us went out for ice cream. So we head to the closest Baskin Robbins and as we're waiting to order, this lady ordered a tasty cone of rocky road and I fucking lost it. "Listen, bitch. You can have vanilla and vanilla only. You will not be choosing to enjoy any of the other 30 delectable flavours this establishment has to offer. So take your vanilla cone and get the fuck outta here. And no waffle cones god dammit!" Because pro-life isn't about life, it's about controlling women and controlling their choices; therefore, I just couldn't stand idly by and watch her choose what flavour of ice cream she wanted. I'm sure this is a scene that plays out daily across the country as we try to control women's right to choose. Because that's that this is truly all about. Just admit it.