Hiking in the forests with masks on. Walking on a bridge alone with a fresh ocean wind also. Don't forget the fat mall cop looking ones with the plastic face visors.

Remember when people were frantically swinging sticks about their bodies while mumbling "6 feet.... 6 feet" like fucking zombies? Some old dude and his wife nearly jumped into the bushes as I was jogging past on a wide trail.

I joked "hey, im not that fat am i?". The wife smiled, the husband had this look that was half fear, half anger and said something about corona. Who gives a shit, I just laughed and kept on running.