Remember when people were frantically swinging sticks about their bodies while mumbling "6 feet.... 6 feet" like fucking zombies? Some old dude and his wife nearly jumped into the bushes as I was jogging past on a wide trail.

I joked "hey, im not that fat am i?". The wife smiled, the husband had this look that was half fear, half anger and said something about corona. Who gives a shit, I just laughed and kept on running.