Isn't it awesome that the news and society have gotten so fucking retarded that April Fools is an almost meaningless day now? I mean, what cards are there even left for anyone to pull? Everything in our new modern, 'enlightened', 'progressive' society has become so fucking absurd that I believe nothing and everything at the same time.

The lockdowns are over!

April fools!!! Were still living in a quasi-authoritarian state!