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SentryS 10 points ago +10 / -0

Wearing a mask is for faggots

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tehnico 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just don't wear one. Nobody does anything. The staff might offer you one, politely decline.

Don't be a dick, do your shopping. Be polite and friendly, and you'll be fine.

If anyone bothers you say nothing/stare blank ahead or at them/continue walking. If they keep bothering you, "I'm doing my best." and keep going. They'll say, "Masks are required here." you reply, "I know." and keep going. If they still bother you, "don't talk to me." if they touch you, "DON'T TOUCH ME".

BUT. If security asks you to leave and it's private property, leave, they don't actually need a reason. It's their business and horrifying PR. Smile a shit eating grin the whole time. Say nothing else.

Above all. Act like nothing is amiss. Just make maskless the new normal.

Edit: Small business. If they bother you. "Are you the owner?" if not ask to see the owner. Ask the owner, "Can I shop without a mask on?" if no, leave, it's their property and they don't need a reason. Most people again, don't care.

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zastels 4 points ago +4 / -0

"SIR u got a mask?!

  • Said every minimum wage employee ever.
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thankfulfortoday 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just wear a gagball with a Liberal sticker on top of a regular mask.

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canadianhere 4 points ago +4 / -0

Seeing the expressions on the model's faces as they wear that... it tickles me.

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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TexasNorth 3 points ago +3 / -0

Haha I love the NPC one

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CocaineRimJob 2 points ago +2 / -0

GOATSE mask

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Wexit-Delecto 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can get MAGA masks that elicit exactly the response you're looking for.