I was walking by a laundromat that always has commie propoganda outlet CP24 on the TV. Amazingly, someone had left the remote out, so I walked in and tried to change the channel.

Apparently, commie propaganda outlet CP24 is the only channel you can even get, for free, all the other channels were static. So I just turned the TV off instead and walked out.

Two minutes later the owner, detecting a faint disturbance in the retard force, came rushing out of the backroom, turned it back on, and proceeded to sit down and sweat profusely for 25-30 minutes.